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@niallofficial sometimes i think i just want to hug the world then i remember that the stomach flu is passed on by touching and im like nah
You’re on the phone, and you hear your parent’s footsteps
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Your parents’ expectations of school (Supernatural version)
They expect you to be walking to school like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect you to be in class like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect you before an exam to be all like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect to react to your exam mark like:
but in reality they’ll be like:
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RANDOM THOUGHT: Have you ever wondered if your dollar bill has been in a strippers ass or not?
I AM GOING TO WEAR GLOVES EVERY TIME I TOUCH MONEY
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That awkward moment when the dictionary uses words you don’t know the definitions of, to define the word that you don’t know the definition of.
When you’re talking and they say ‘PHOTO’:
When I break something that’s not mine
SHIT. MUST HIDE. IT WASN’T ME! I TOUCHED NOTHING!
This be me 😂
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Have my fucking babies
^_^
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Please read this****
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city
tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations
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